Quite a few entries mentioning ‘bullocks’ and similar words. However, in the unanimous view of the judges and myself, the winner is:
I wear a bright red crash helmet to keep me visible and safe - Julian Clark
“At LAM Care Homes part of the fun is just going out for a quiet stroll with your mates”.
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Mark Clarke
December 13, 2021
If you could walk in a straight line to prove you’re sober sir